a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life
by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Don't worry fellow Jakes, there are much nicer things if you search "Jacob". If your real name is actually Jake and not Jacob then ur screwed.
by teckman275 September 17, 2020
Get the Jakemug. famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.
jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed
by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021
Get the jake dakinmug. Super sweet and caring, hopeless romantic, probably Pansexual or Bisexual also, is probably a Bottom.
by BottomBoi24 February 3, 2020
Get the Jakemug. a guy who thinks hes a fuckin lad but instead he has a small dick and is gay af, he thinks he can skate but he really is a shitty human being and he is a waste of skin and time
by Unicornilieus_69 October 29, 2015
Get the jake spicermug. by Cino May 28, 2022
Get the duck the jakesmug. Jake is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever become mates with a Jake keep them. if you lose them its gonna hurt.
by b.r.y.o.n.y January 22, 2021
Get the Jakemug.