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David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
by JDZav July 8, 2023
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david louangsana

This super cute guy that is a big dick gladiator. Who also has a 50 lbs cock
thats a david louangsana
by Imsuperrpoopy November 20, 2023
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david haris

a bumb ass kid that gose to harmony public schools
did you see david haris hes was piking ih butt
by daddy long Legs #zephyr April 7, 2022
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David

David is a sweet, kind, and loving person. He is very shy and quiet but he is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is handsome and has the biggest heart. He LOVES the color green. He will go out of his way to make sure you are alright and tries his best to care for you. David has an unmatchable energy that makes others around him smile. David deserves everything.
by someone.you.shouldcareabout November 22, 2021
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smart david

A person that is very smart named David
Smart David is smarter than you think
by ______-___ April 7, 2019
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David Hicks

David Hicks is a person who doesn’t have any friends and who also struggles to get a love partner. They are someone who goes for younger women/men and gets called a nonce a lot. They are also know as Finn Tilstone.
by Kieran knapp August 6, 2019
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