Fat cookie

a person in elementary school who ate cookies and bullshiting and yell cookie all the time

how are you fat cookie

by Vage2004 May 30, 2020

cookie uterus

A boyfriend who supplies cookies.

1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son~.

by CookieUterus February 27, 2009

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 03, 2016

White Trash Cookies

Premade sugar cookies found at Walmart that are both cheap and delicious.

My teacher always gets white trash cookies for classroom parties.

by gaberiel January 24, 2023

Easter cookie

A bitch who “apologizes” but then tries to hurt people again

Person A: do you know easter cookie
Person b: yeah she’s a bitch who “apologizes” to hurt people again

by Your favorite idiot sandwich July 15, 2022

Blue Cookies

Blue balls pressed against glass

After fingering three girls, Jake pressed his blue balls against the sliding glass door, creating blue cookies...YUMMMMY!!

by Monketbutt420 November 11, 2019

cookie-llionaire

A person that has more than 1 million cookies on Cookie Clicker.

Guy 1: Yooo i got 2 million cookies on Cookie Clicker!
Guy 2: get a life you cookie-llionaire.

by Rbg8 March 22, 2022