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The Aruban Baseball team 

''The aruban baseball team'' is used as a metaphore for aruban dudes fucking white, usually blond, girls. The phrase is typically used when trying to discuss ''bandido'' stuff aruban dudes have been doing with girls, without making it sound too obvious to people listening in or outsiders.
''Tyrone: yo I broke up with my girl man
Me: really? sucks....Welkom back to the Aruban Baseball team tho!''

''yo LaTrelle would you say the aruban baseball team works together as a team or would you say its more of every man for himself type of thing''

''Me: yo shaquille what team does the aruban baseball team play the best against?
Shaquille: I would say the dutch team. I always at least get to third base.''

''yo De'shawn, what would you say your batting average is against the dutch team?''

''Me: why does the aruban baseball team always ''win'' against the dutch team bro?''
Marcus: its simple, we cheat. We have bigger bats and we aggressively steal bases''

''Raheem goes out partying every night, he's a a future aruban baseball team hall of fame'er for sure!''
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Let’s play baseball

Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.
Babe let’s play baseball in the bedroom tonight
Let’s play baseball by ZeroSage August 19, 2018
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stealing a base 

When you take the next step(base) in a relationship without consent.
Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
stealing a base by Snaccson September 28, 2019

Slap a baseball boy day 

On October 25, it is the day to slapa baseball boy
Hey Baseball boy it’s slap a baseball boy day so here. *slaps*

Twenty-Fourth Base 

Slam-dunking a basketball into someone's gaping asshole.
"Dude my girlfriend took me to twenty-fourth base last night, it was insane!"
"Well that explains the wheelchair."

Mario Superstar Baseball

Mario Superstar Baseball is one of the most underrated Mario sport's game
Me:Want to play Mario Superstar Baseball

Friend:Sure

Virtual League Baseball 

A less cartoony baseball game than its Japanese counterpart for the Virtual Boy.
I’m no pussy. I want the Virtual League Baseball game for my one video game console, the Virtual Boy.