April 15th

April 15th

Sung to the tune of "Close to You"

by The Carpenters.

"On the day that I was born, the angels got together and decided to create a Bitch come true!

So they sprinkled moon dust in my hair and golden starlight in my eyes of brownnnnnn.

That is why all the boys in town.. follow Liz (that's me!).. all arounnnnd.... Just like Steve.. they long to beeee close to meeeeeee!

Not only is April 15th Tax Day, but it's also the day the Titanic sank... 😢 Now on a good note, April 15th is also the day that I was born!!! 💕

by iLizard June 18, 2020

April Fooling

The act of pranking someone on april fools day (April 1st).

Eric: JOHN THERE IS A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!
John: Hey man that aint cool, stop April Fooling me.

by ModerateRepublican422 April 1, 2022

APRIL 16TH

Today a legendary BADASS was born with the initials JMS. An Aries with FIRE. Talented, TOUGH, funny AF, loving, scary, intelligent, sent from the heavens and an all around BADASS. If you know someone with these initials wish then a happy badass birthday.

April 16th, BADASS, LEGEND, JMS

by Another Badass April 16, 2022

April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 30th

The day where it happens. Get hyped. I'll tell you tomorrow

"Are we excited for April 30th" "Yeah man I'm so hyped. Whats happening the 30th?" "I'll tell you tomorrow."

by Sams Friend James April 11, 2022

No Anime April

In the month of April you and others are challenged to not watch any Anime and or hentai.

Hey Fam have you watched the Tokyo Ghoul episode? Nah fam it’s No Anime April.

by FRUthctfhtcj January 10, 2019

April 12th

April 12th is suck a best friends dick day

You: Hey Sam, it's April 12th~
Sam: Suck a best friend's dick day~?
You: Yep! Let me suck your dick~
Sam:Then come here~

by Vortextheghost April 12, 2022