by jwuwbdnf May 12, 2025

Bald, tiny hands and even smaller ears! Usually owns comp sites, buys impulsively and loves hot tub businesses.
by Ibbowibboibbowibbo November 23, 2021

Adam is a man who has a HUGE cock. He is also a very attractive person who really cares about his friends, he stays to himself most of the time and does well with girls, most girls love him for who he is, Adam is a bit of a simp for certain people and you can easily tell just by the way he acts. He is very affectionate and will do anything for you as long as he cares about you.
Girl one: Damn Adam looks sexy today.
Girl two: I heard he has a massive cock too.
Girl one: I think he has one too.
Girl two: I heard he has a massive cock too.
Girl one: I think he has one too.
by Your biological mother. November 25, 2021

A true marvel, entailed in both bottom brow buddy bashing and elegant, esoteric arts, loves a bit of anal.
by Archamedies August 30, 2023

by Jacob humphries April 30, 2022

Has a big nose and face full of pimples and acne scars. Thinks he’s god but really lame af. Thinks he can rap but all his songs suck really bad. Might be good at frestyling tho. Oh his dick is like discolored like a popsicle brown on the bottom pink on the top. Don’t be friends with Adam he fucking sucks and is wack af. Might give you an std be ware.
by Lickmyclitbitch February 25, 2019

by Petit biscuit September 2, 2017
