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Van Notee Special

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
by Operatorfailure January 18, 2021
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
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Brunswick Special

When a girl sucks a guy's dick while shitting and then he wipes her ass after she is done.
Bro I walked in on her shitting and she gave me the Brunswick special.
by Idefinitelyhavesex69 January 26, 2021
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Target Special

When someone is giving you a blowjob and you shoot them in the thigh so that they bite your dick, then you spin around so that the blood from your dick and the gunshot wound make the target logo on the floor.
I gave a hooker the target special in Cancun over winter break.
by White Obama :) January 27, 2021
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The Redditor Special

When the male partner unleashes his jizz on a chcago style deep dish pizza, chews it, then spits on the genitals of another male then rubs it in nice and good.
John gave Jeremy "The Redditor Special" last wednesday.
by The Cum Drinker February 2, 2021
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Onii Chan Special

The "Onii Chan Special" is where you find someone with a little girl appearance and nut so hard you destroy their arteries
Person 1: Omg did you hear that rob did the Onii Chan Special to Jessica
Person 2: Yes bro I did
by Barackbarackobama February 6, 2021
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Bonbon special

A special form of std that u can only receive from buying one in between the age of 18 and 21 alcohol for them to in return give sex
If u get me that greygoose I will so get u the bonbon special
by Brolby_official February 14, 2021
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