Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)
I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.
by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023
Get the Ghetto Udonmug. by Poogom July 1, 2018
Get the Ghetto lunchmug. jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis
by asdf1347 July 9, 2011
Get the ghetto stomach pumpmug. Did you hear about that ghetto wild animal in Philly that shot that septa bus driver to death over a minor slight???
by Guhhhh November 3, 2023
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