butters my cheems

Widely considered to be the antithesis of "grinding one's gears", this describes the feelings of elation one might experience if a light layer of butter was to be deposited upon one's cheems. Alternatively, one could describe a lack of butter on one's cheems as a good thing.

Person 1: I just graduated, my cheems could not be more buttered right now.
Person 2: What??
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Person 1: Man, when will this guy get out of the passing lane?!
Person 2: Yeah I hate that, seeing this happen really butters my cheems.

by the real Clayton E. March 9, 2023

Peanut butter and jamming

A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.

John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.

by Yeetman420 May 11, 2019

Amish moon butter

When you piss into someone’s ass and then churn it with your dick.

TheDoo watched excitedly as Ethan made Amish moon butter with a hobo.

by Hobo toucher May 11, 2023

peanut butter and jelly

Nevada brothel slang language describing a mixed two some. Sex with an asian and a redhead at the same time

I'm so horny I'm going to have peanut butter and jelly.

by M daBoss March 21, 2015

peanut butter lips

Someone who is continually acting like they have peanutbutter on the roof of their mouth. Like when you put peanut butter in a dogs mouth and they keep trying to lick it off with their tongue. Common in people who are unable to make a timely decision.

Hey peanut butter lips.

Look at peanut butter lips.

Make up your mind, peanut butter lips!

by James McLellan October 5, 2006

butter your bread

to compliment effusively...sometimes insincerely sometimes not..with the idea of gaining favor

The way she went on about your new haircut I thought she was just trying to butter your bread

by Charmingdavid August 23, 2016

strawberry truffle butter

Strawberry truffle butter is when you pull your dick out of the asshole and continue fucking her pussy when she is on her period, and the red/tan buttery substance around her pussy is strawberry truffle butter.

Like truffle butter but while she's on her period. That would make it strawberry truffle butter

by Anonymously Mysterious87 February 14, 2015