jakes

opps; street slang for police

ayo, jakes at the door. hide the bud.

fuck 12. watch out for the jakes.

by Bra55Flam1ngo February 4, 2022

Jake

A good person that makes friends easily, gets good grades. No girls like jakes but it is ok. Jakes are cool keep secrets always cheers people up, always a simp and never let's a girl down.

Hey Jake can I talk to you, my teacher gave me a 85%

Hey yeah I can help you after classs

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Jake Mathieson

Has great sex. Every one wants to fuck him. He is sexual and a great and good fun.

Oh!!! ur great as jake Mathieson

by Jake Mathieson June 9, 2018

Jake

When u become friends with a Jake he isn’t very open about things until he has trust in you, Jake doesn’t trust a person unless you’ve been friends for a long time or u just generally get along well! Jake keeps a small circle of friends and isn’t into popularity much, if u become friends with a Jake know that u will always have a laugh, remember there expectations are high. a Jake doesn’t want any ordinary friends they want trust worthy,funny and loyal Friends, someone to laugh with and loves to have discussion about life. Jakes Tend to like to stay in and chill on there phone than going outside and meeting friends.

Jakes can be really sweet at times but he also has another Side to him, if ever u break ur trust with a Jake just know that they will never trust u again! If ever u get into an argument with a Jake remember they’re not afraid to bite back! (argue back) Jakes may not be the fighting type of guy but they sure have a mouth that they will bite back with!

Sometimes jakes can be very annoying and will always want to be right in any situation even if there wrong they’ll make sure they get there point across and they will still try and get u in the wrong so there in the right! Jakes can be frustrating at times but that’s just jakes nature!

Overall jakes are great people😊

Susan: is that jake?
Barnaby: yeah! But he won’t wanna come out he’s more of the staying in type of guy
Susan: who cares! HI JAKE! DO U WANNA COME OUT WITH ME AND BARNABY
Jake: hi!? Uhm no thanks I just wanna chill

Barnaby: see😂

by Miaandmyles June 5, 2022

Jake coulter

Your homie but can always annoy you with other people, like a bad ending of a good soon

Oh look it's a Jake coulter or snake coulter

by Waspy August 4, 2023

jake

adj.
to be corny; whack

"Don't bother him. His jake ass just gone go snitch and fuck it up for all of us"

by Checlapeks August 22, 2022

Jake Nunes

Someone who always feels entitled. Swears he’s always right no matter what the situation or circumstance is. It’s a common theme with Jakes. To always believe that they are the ones that are right, but that just comes with the ego of a Jake. However a Jake Nunes is very different. They always need you to make the moves for them even if they want to hang out with you. It’s not always bad to be a Jake nunes, most of the time they’re chill and a nice person to be around. Jake Nunes doesn’t define someone it’s just a way to look at a personality type.

You’re being so Jake Nunes right now.

I don’t know Jake Nunes, what are the moves?

by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020