by HersheyMilkChocolateAlmonds December 27, 2021
Get the Hershey Milk Chocolate with Whole Almondsmug. A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
by 1234Life July 4, 2022
Get the The almonds aren’t going to milk themselvesmug. when two black men shoot their load into the same white women during the same instance of sexual intercourse.
We were only normal brothers until we bhad sex this girl at the same time and shot our load into the same pussy and then we became Milk Dud Brothers.
by 7878787878787878 December 24, 2006
Get the Milk dud Brothersmug. A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.
"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.
It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.
It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*
P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"
*Also:*
Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"
Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"
*Also:*
Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"
Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
by J'Seph December 18, 2012
Get the I'm going to milk your goat.mug. by Seymour Dix November 2, 2016
Get the he need some milkmug. Where you gather 5 or more friends(male or female) and offer everyone a glass of milk. Prepare the drinks in the kitchen, using all similar glasses except one. Quickly bust a nut into the odd glass out before pouring the milk. Bring all of the drinks to the table and let them choose their fate. Sit back and await your victim.
Person 1: I've played plenty of crazy party games in my day, but that was unexpectedly gross!
Person 2: I agree! I never would've expected to end up with a Mysterious Glass o' Milk situation at Happy's place.
Person 2: I agree! I never would've expected to end up with a Mysterious Glass o' Milk situation at Happy's place.
by Heisenbyrge May 17, 2016
Get the Mysterious Glass o' Milkmug. When a man jerks off too soon and exhausts his cum supply before he has a chance to stick it in a woman's pussy.
by Have a dick September 1, 2021
Get the Crying over spilled milkmug.