STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK
STEVE : OH SHIT
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK
STEVE : OH SHIT
by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011
Get the SOCIAL PET WORK mug.A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.
A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.
A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.
A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.
A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
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That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer
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Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...
"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...
"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...
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