Socialism is a socio-economic and political philosophy invented by some drunk kid trying to get pussy in his Current Social Issues class at Devry University. Common proponents of socialism include men under 5'8" with curved penises, butthurt Turks and Iranians, people that are online for 10+ hours a day, retarded 19-year-olds with no life experience, and champagne progressive political figures who like to say socialist shit in media drive-by shots.
The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."
Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.
The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."
Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.
Socialist #1: Oh my god, did you see AOC's "Tax the Rich" dress, hand-crafted by millionaire designer Aurora James, that she wore to the $35,000-per-ticket Met Gala? Soo socialism.
Socialist #2: She has my vote.
Socialist #2: She has my vote.
by fragi1e February 29, 2024
Get the Socialismmug. by Tomba987Q May 24, 2011
Get the Social currencymug. You are single to everyone else except your partner. If you still have all of the elements of a serious relationship, physical and emotional and both partners know. If the relationship isn't socially exeptable or forbidden but the partners keep it secret, but still act the same.
by Nakry December 13, 2015
Get the socially singlemug. A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.
That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer
by Joejoedinks February 20, 2025
Get the social media groomermug. Someone who's actions are driven to gain status to boost their ego, in which they will do anything to be accepted by others and once they have that acceptance it makes them feel arrogant.
A socialized puppet may go as far as dressing up like a teletubby with a dildo on and then fucking a farm animal with the dildo to get 50,000 likes on social media. A socialized puppet may accept getting abortions if it's socially accepted, but then reject abortion if getting an abortion hurts her social status. Socialized puppets don't have any empathy and use people to gain social status to boost their narcissism and will do anything to follow what's trending, while they should do all the right things and for the right reasons with being thankful for any opportunity and do what they can.
by person3597 February 11, 2023
Get the Socialized Puppetmug. Social nationalism or left-wing nationalism, also known as socialist nationalism or leftist nationalism describes a form of nationalism based upon social equality, popular sovereignty, and national self-determination. Social nationalism also includes supporting anti-imperialism and national liberation movements. It stands in contrast to and often rejects right-wing political ideologies such as right-wing nationalism, national socialism, and ethno-nationalism.
To believe in Social Nationalism you must support social equality, sovereignty and self determination and oppose imperialism, right wing nationalism, nazism, and ethno-nationalism
by Jofag May 11, 2022
Get the Social Nationalismmug. by Eddie Munson’s Girlfriend August 2, 2022
Get the social dynamicmug.