Sock

Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.

Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’

Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer’

by adirtyword15 March 8, 2021

Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017

Sandal socks

Panty dropping socks with sandals looking design

Did you see daddy Austin with his sexy sandal socks

by Mcnigerianthegoat August 31, 2016

Skin Sock

The after-print left when you take off your socks for the day

Average person: god, my shoes were tied too tight today, I hope I don't have an ugly skin sock.

Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck

by Tsun Berry August 31, 2011

sock goop

Poo that lies between the toes.

..."Gee, ma, look at little Billy Rogers, he has some sock goop between his toes!.."

by Royster February 7, 2007

Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

Roman's Sock

When you ejaculate into a long sock, and then smack someone in the face with it. Unless otherwise specified, it is implied that it the person is smacking themselves with the sock.

Bro's zesty ahh acting up, you trying to catch Roman's Sock rn?

by zalgos June 15, 2025