hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.

Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.

by sassoon May 2, 2011

Hair Reboot

V. Where one has to stop, and start over on fixing your hair usually by re-wetting and then drying and styling.

Dude my hair looks like ass, i need a hair reboot

by yodady14 December 9, 2010

shuffle hair

A phrase meaning 'good looking hair'

Woah, Ben has shuffle hair today

by qwertyduuuuude September 26, 2010

Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.

Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!

by Tray doggy dogg May 29, 2011

Liar's Hair

When Heat and Humidity reach a perfect balance hair falls into a category where it is known as Liar's Hair.

It is going to rain tomorrow morning. I bet I get liar's hair around noon.

by J.Chamberlain June 11, 2011

Hair-no-more

Describes a person who looked great with long hair and ugly when they cut it

"Wow, he looks like hair-no-more."
hair ugly

by Rain is a good thing November 19, 2010

carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch

Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.

by prairiefairy May 16, 2010