a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

30 hairs!

An overgrown hairy sheep.

Lawnmower comb in 30 hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.

Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.

by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025

Bean Hair

A greasy haired Mexican

My friend bill is a bean hair

by fluff bag May 27, 2009

Hair Sprout

When one decides to shave their head and misses one or spot(s) leaving him/her with areas of longer hair.

Holy crap dude, look at your hair sprout! What did you shave your head in the dark?!

by 976Godless August 14, 2011

Wen Hair Care

an American hair care brand founded by Chaz Dean.

Wen Hair Care was founded by celebrity hairstylist Chaz Dean

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

The hair of a pineapple, also known a Sponegbob Squarepant's house

"These pineapple hairs gotta be linen"

by fleurxa June 16, 2020