Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022

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Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 30, 2022

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hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.

I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.

by emmatortie June 07, 2015

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Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 27, 2017

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Subaru Hair

Style of Haircut most associated with Subaru driving Lesbians. Short, above the ears and normally a well defined side part. Totally or mostly grey or white.

I see that Elisabeth Warren went to the stylist and got the Subaru Hair cut.

by Hawkeye 65 May 29, 2025

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