Dildo with Cheese

Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.

Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy

by You got Lumbago April 4, 2019

Dick Cheese

A slang word amunst Plumbers discribing a white, or yellow substance found in the P-trap and the drain outlet of A often used urinal due to Calcium build up from urine, and is often the primary cause to urinal stoppages.

That Dick Cheese stinks!

by Plumb Man April 6, 2019

hit the cheese

Achieve something that both humiliates and impresses the target audiences

Jacob hit the cheese when he shot the apple off of Noah’s head.

by 420redbox April 8, 2019

Grilled Cheese

A form of sexual torture in which a man voluntarily cooks his penis and scrotum while they are still atached to his body. As he cooks them he adds cheese as a topping. When finished he sandwiches them between two buns and the cheese, buns, and skin are eaten off by another subject.

“Man my dick hurts really bad today, I did some grilled cheese torture and I felt like I was on top chef.”

by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019

smack'n cheese

A dish commonly referred to as mack'n cheese but is so perfectly made it becomes smackin hence smack'n cheese

Hey bro come get you some smack'n cheese

by oharu December 23, 2019

Cheese A Ween

To put american spray cheese on a weenie.

"Leave me alone i'm try to cheese a ween"

by Flesh daddy May 3, 2019

cheese kiwi

Cheese Kiwi is someone who is acting like a bitch on purpose, and also gay.

You’re such a cheese kiwi dude.
Yeah? Well I’m also gay.

by Suicide is badass May 7, 2019