April 20

april 20 is national sleep at school day

teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!
student: it's april 20, so we get to sleep at school

by anonymous April 20, 2022

April 12

Mofos born on April 12 are hot. No doubt about it, also lowkey freaks

That girl was born on April 12th, you’re in for a nice night;)

by methmethmeth October 11, 2021

April 18th

A birthday to guy called Charlie. He is AMAZING and I love him so much as a friend I could NOT ask for more.

Oh you know April 18th?

Yeah that’s Charlie’s birthday

by 4wesome.gal April 17, 2025

April 20th

On this day a beautiful "angel on earth"was born. She is intelligent, sexy, friendly, caring, kinky, freaky, amazing, mesmerizing, talented, beautiful beyond believe, a hero (not just the old regular kind but the SUPER kind), a mom (the best one), hottie, boss bitch, sister, daughter, friend, loyal, passionate, lover, artist and many other things that we could have listed but it would have taken up way too many pages.

April 20th female birthday day celebrater named Chairty who is the most special person in the universe.

by "Underpants kid" April 19, 2020

April 9th

National spoil your girlfriend with love day

Today is April 9th it’s the day you suffocate your girlfriend with love and only princess treatment is accepted

by Lolita99 April 9, 2023

April 5th

National send arch pics day. Once requested it cannot be denied.

Yo dude it’s April 5th! Go ask Nat for some arch pics u know she got the phatty

by FuckYouItsBigD April 5, 2024

April 13

A day where people with good heart and beautiful mind were born on this day. You should be lucky if you have one of them around you.

Taxoulis: When is your birthday?
Cucurbita: It's on April 13th
Taxoulis: Please marry me

by Cucurbita's fan November 21, 2021