Guinea Pigs

The cutest animal on Earth.

Guinea Pigs must be some amazing pets. :)

by DinoTheBest123 December 27, 2021

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024

Toy Pig

An eBay seller who keeps the good toys for themselves.

Retiredtoosoon won't sell me his Hugo, Man of a Thousand faces. What a toy pig!

by toypigbuster December 13, 2019

Flying pig

When a fat fuck does an arial in rocket league

Omg look at the flying pig

by Ksi lick my nuts January 8, 2021

pig kiss

When you kiss your partner with the an upturned nose (pig face) and they do the same, hence the pig kiss because it is two pigs kissing.

"Bro, last night she asked me to do the pig kiss."
"I wish we could take our relationship to the next level and do the pig kiss."
"On the alter, I think we should should seal our holy matrimony with a pig kiss."

by handleme660 October 22, 2023

Pig

A girl who can eat two pounds of thick cut bacon and not save any for the family who made it.

My friend is a Pig

by Heya potatoes November 17, 2020

pig

Your mum

The pig was as fat as your mum

by Your mum smells of fresh feet May 29, 2022