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Yak Poop

An alternative humorous word that replaces "bull sh***" that can be used by an age range. A yak does resemble a bull and saying "poop" is better than saying "sh**". This is not a curse/swear word.
Ah man! This film is nothing but a piece of yak poop.

I am not gonna put up with this yak poop.
by clever boy1992 December 2, 2018
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Rodeo poop

Shawn had to shit so bad, that while the toilet was occupied he pulled a rodeo poop on James.
by Dome ass December 8, 2018
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poop fiesta

A large shitty event or series of shitty events
taking place in one's immediate surrounding.

See; Shitshow
"That barfight was a real poop fiesta last night!"

"The moment the wasp nest hit the floor, it was a straight up poop fiesta all over the backyard"
by Joe Floorbord July 28, 2017
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froyo poop

When your poop is of the same consistency as frozen yogurt and comes out like a yogurt dispenser at your favorite local froyo store!
Tim: my stomach was killing me all day. When I finally went to the bathroom I had froyo poop!

Todd: man that's the worst!
by Nicole GD August 8, 2017
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Poop Dick

When you taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.
Bro! I need to wash my dick. I got poop dicked.
by 2.Scriple August 8, 2017
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Golden poop

A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.
A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."
by LumEcho October 23, 2018
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Doodle Poops

Entirely unintended and supplementary post shit farting.
I thought I was done, then I went back into the bedroom and had the worst doodle poops.
by MBadgerJ March 9, 2019
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