dog kittens

kittens from dogs;
see also, cat puppies

person: my dog had puppies!!
me: dog kittens!!

by zrrrrrr March 6, 2008

dog party

A term that is generally used to refer to a situation that is particularly lame in nature.

"Dude, I was at Brad's last weekend and it was a total dog party."

"My mom wanted me to help her carry some shit out to the shed, but on the way I stepped in a hole, broke my ankle, and had to go to the god damn emergency room...what a fucking dog party."

by madadam314 January 7, 2009

Soccer-dog

(noun or verb) With CapriSun in hand, while eating orange slices, a man goes doggy-style on a woman over the age of 40 (or a genuine soccer mom of any other age). Upon climax, the man releases himself and empties the remaining content of his CapriSun on the woman's back. For added bonus, orange peel remains are also thrown while shouting "YOU'VE BEEN SOCCER-DOGGED".

To fufill a lifelong childhood fantasy, Bill soccer-dogged Jane.

by Nathan Brauer October 21, 2004

Slam Dog

The male equivalent of a "slam pig." This would apply to nearly all men, but the Slam Dog is one of a kind, looking for nothing BUT dirty whores. `

Girl 1: What is that guys problem, he is staring at me like I am a piece of meat.

Girl 2: Girl... you kno he be trippin'. He aint notin but a slam dog.

by MD23 August 25, 2010

Dog Dart

The erect penis of a male k-9.

A dog dart is created when a male dog becomes sexually excited and its penis exits its protective sheath.

by g-town-gary July 5, 2010

Belly Dog

Slang for penis. The area right under your belly that may be known as a dog to most people.

Guy 1: Yo baby you trying to peep my belly dog?
Girl 2: What's a belly dog?
Guy 1: It's slang for penis. You know, like my dick.

by Jear October 27, 2010

ninja dog

Dog who is stealth like and has been trained in ninja combat.

Don't mess with Bob the dog, he is a ninja dog and he will hunt you and give you a ninja whooping you won't soon forget.

by White sox sux April 10, 2007