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Tea

The liquid we do not force you to drink if you are unconscious.
‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I am unconscious
by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022
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Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.
"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022
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Tea party

Something 4 year olds, and gingers do to pass the time.
Wanna have a tea party? Brendan said to his stuffed animals as he totally wasn’t just humping them two minutes ago.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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Cold Tea

A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.

If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”
Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”

Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”
by Parallel-knight July 23, 2022
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Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025
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Dracula's Tea Tin

The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I was fucking this chick in the work ladies room,and there was this metal box on the wall. I asked her what it was, and she said it was to throw away used 'pons. It' like Dracula's Tea Tin...
by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012
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Long Island Green Tea

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.
"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024
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