Sloppy Toppy

Slopping on mass amounts of lipgloss until its dripping down your lips.

Mom! Sloppy toppy is a style now! I mean, I pull this sloppy toppy nice, even Brad thinks so!

by LovelyQueenie October 2, 2021

Sloppy Puppy

When you’re fucking a shorty that’s tiny and she be hella naughty like a little sloppy puppy

“Damn bitch you little sloppy puppy”

by Watermelon tits October 10, 2021

Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.

He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.

by FarmToTable November 27, 2021

Sploops

Sploops: obviously a very random and quite stupid sounding word/name. Coincidentally a Sploops will generally be quite unique random and slightly stupid however, this doesn’t change the fact that they are undeniably funny kind and overall great. To balance out their virtually opposite counterpart Sploopy (find definition) a Sploops is forced to always be the fun one who messes around and is overly annoying but if you find yourself in a situation where you r the the Sploopy I garante you wont mind it one bit. Sploops are 99% of the time gonna be quite short although you won’t want to admit it you’ll find them kinda cute which may be annoying for either you or them or both who knows. While Sploops are undeniably annoying obnoxious etc this can’t take away from the fact that they are one of the best friends you’ll ever have :)

Sploops and Sploopy, can’t have one without the other

by anonymous January 8, 2022

Sloppy magoo

The act of gaping a man's asshole open and shitting inside of it. The male proceeds to ejaculate, piss, shit, vomit and spit in the gaping asshole. The partner then eats the concoction.

"That sloppy magooo tasted wonderful."

by Ascended manhole January 15, 2022

Sloppy Joe

When you tie someone up and begin excrement on their vagina. After you do that eat it.

Let me sloppy joe you.

by anonymous January 15, 2022

Sloppy joe

When you eat cheese fries out her ass

We sloppy joed.

by Lukeissloppyandwet January 16, 2022