Retard

People who assume that a chonker became that way because of abusive owners

"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Omega retard

A retard that is so retarded his retardability cannot be measured.

Example:

"Hey look at that retard over there!"

" That's not a retard, that's an omega retard!"

by Racewar2025 March 10, 2025

Wholesome retardation

When someone is retarded but in a wholesome way, making it cute to someone.

To be retarded and cute at the same time

Bro my crush does stupid things sometimes like use a pen in a math test and when the teacher calls her out for using a pen in math class she says sorry very quietly and I find her wholesomely retarded ngl.
Wholesome retardation: To be retarded or lacking in an activity while being cute or wholesome while doing it.

by Electroencephalography March 17, 2021

Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize they a wranglin people.

Glitch is a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022

Plastered Fucking Retard

A person who has lost enough brain cells to be in the back of B-Hall.

No you plastered fucking retard, b hall is that way.

by djlink771 March 5, 2022

Retard

Somebody who pours milk in before cereal.

PUT THE FUCKING CORNFLAKES IN YOU RETARD!

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe March 31, 2019

Retard

My crushes ex everyday of his miserable life

He’s retarded

by Killerking_769 July 15, 2023