suicide punch

You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.

We had a great batch of suicide punch last night because people were dropping like flys!

by sickness April 21, 2018

Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good

For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch

by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018

Dragon Punch

Double Penetration.
- Powerful symbolism playing on the acronym DP (double penetration) for comedic effect.

I dragon punched some girl last night, and now she can't walk straight.

by LargeWhale May 2, 2018

Schep-dog Punch

During doggy style intercourse, a blow delivered by the bottom to the genitals of the top to encourage a more vigorous style of copulation.

Jake was coming at me with some weak shit last night so I had to give him the old Schep-dog punch.

by Schep-dog January 14, 2018

kentucky punching bag

Both partners eat KFC, then they go back to their room. The male ties up the female like a punching bag and sends blows to her; causing all the KFC Too COME pouring out her asshole as rocket speeds and covers the room like a chocolate from Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory

Bro, have you tried the Kentucky Punching Bag yet?

by ThiccNiggaandanimetiddie January 29, 2020

Packer Punch

Packer Punch ; is a crown hit by an establishment. The government and subsidiaries Packer Punch. Also see khayyam

The K.I.R. to it's nemeses, pledge they can Packer Punch when or if required, but blow it's cover in doing.

by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020

Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.

Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13

by Tiaryen April 15, 2020