Painful Shits

One of three things that we are all going to do.

Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008

flies on shit

used as a comparison to describe something with other things attracted to or around it.

if you learn how to eat pussy the women will be all over you like flies on shit.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004

get shit on

to get pwned frequently

Get shit on D'Avella!

by Theebs March 10, 2010

Shit it and Quit it

1. To defecate in a toilet and promptly exit without flushing.

2. To never call your feces, or answer its calls, after having discharged it from your anus.

Franky was disgusted by the flushing lever in the gas station bathroom, so he decided to Shit it and Quit it just like his old man taught him.

by Freddy V. December 29, 2008

Atomic Shit

When one hangs from the top of a restroom stall over the toilet and deficates, releasing a death bomb of fecal matter that creates a title wave physically impossible to contain in even the best toilets.

The Atomic Shit is every school janitor's worst enemy.

by EZEZ March 5, 2009

Shit Steam

To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne

Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland

by G-Bozo November 7, 2005

shit talking

Shit talking occurs when people have too much free time (see: not having a life) and make up rumors or put down others, whether they are enemies, friends, or just random people.

Those shit talking scumbags just wasted a whole five minutes of my life complaining about someone who I could really give a shit less about.

by definingmyworld November 3, 2008