ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.

gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.

by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011

ninja

most commonly a word used instead of the n-word

HEY NINJA

OH YOU FUCKING MESSED UP NOW NINJA

by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022

NINJA

NINJA - A way to call someone a nigger! Most black people would never know! Its a white thing!

"Look at all those ninja's standing on the street corner selling drugs"

"damn ninja's"

by monster69 February 5, 2010

Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

Ninja

A crybaby bitch that streams fortnite and apex legends on twitch, Every time he dies to someone in fortnite he throws a fit and calls them a stream sniper.

Ninja reported me for stream sniping when I didn't do anything.

by ResetRBLX February 19, 2019

Ninja Sub

A virgin or someone who is 13 years old

"Did he ever have sex?"
"No, he is a Ninja Sub"
"Oooh, that explains everything"

by therealpanix December 12, 2018

Ninja

when one is high and in his love for ninja calls shit that is cool this adjective.

yo that dig was ninja!
I no man it was so unpuppy!

by tepdoes February 27, 2009