shot

A syononym for shit, but using shot is appropriate when your phone autocorrects shit to shot and you are too lazy or bothered to correct it.

Shot happens.

by intenseshotter July 13, 2011

Sonic Speed Shot

When someone drives really fast down a neighborhood whilst shooting his assault rifle at every house on the way. killing a few dozen

Yo dawg that guy hit a sonic speed shot in that neighborhood, that's hardcore

by The Blorgue KinG April 18, 2018

Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.

I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022

Charlie Bear shot

When you pour a shot glass to the brim.

Exe.

1. FUCK! I just poured a damn Charlie Bear shot.
2. FUCK! I just Charlie Bear'd the shit out of this shot.
3. Don't Charlie Bear this shot for me... you are trying to make me sick.

by JoeyOTL December 30, 2023

Snorkel Shot

While giving a man head, she pulls her head up and he starts cumming and some gets up her nose.

I just gave that chick a snorkel shot!

by Crazy Ass Fucker April 12, 2014

Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.

I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.

by zjason decimator January 31, 2022

Don't Get Shot

Used by kind people to indicate that they do not want whoever they are speaking to to be shot.
Can also be abbreviated to DGS.

"Yeah nah but don't get shot Dhevin. Nah but don't get shot bro."

by deathshibe November 15, 2023