ninja bunny

Just a change who can quietly and quickly get across the stage without being noticed.

He is a ninja bunny.
He was quick like a ninja bunny.

by Fast Ninja bunny January 24, 2018

Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

ninja boning

the act of fucking a hoe so low key, no one knows about it.

treyvon: "yo my nigga, you and dat bitch lucy still fucking"

johnson: "my nigga keep that on the dl...but yeah we ninja boning."

by brodude101 January 11, 2017

Ninja

Ninja is a phrase now used to label a person you do dirt with. It's roots are found from the actual Ninjas who would move in the darkness of the night, never being seen, veiled in mystery, also usually committing crimes as Ninjas were actually farmers who rebelled against the Samurais who were rich men, soldiers, and basically part of the Govt. Now the phrase is used more commonly to friends who you may be committing crimes with and crimes usually happen at night. If you commit a burglary then those affiliated with you could be called your ninjas. Of course, a lot of people just want to sound cool and use the phrase though never committed any crimes in their actual life. So the phrase has also become just another word similar to words and phrases like homey, homeboy and nigga.

I just called up my ninjas, we bout to rob them fools.

by PrettyBoy91 October 25, 2012

puddle ninja

a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles

guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas

by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012

Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.

P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"

by Iron_tech September 23, 2012