A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.
by dianacional February 4, 2021
Get the National Older Sister Day mug.Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018
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Get the national gay sex day mug.Today (July 3rd) is National Florence Pugh Day where we celebrate and have parties for our beloved Florence!!😌
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Get the National skip school day mug.May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020
Get the National simp for Maleah day mug.dude it’s national no homo day 2 October 22nd you know what that means, national no homo day! now let’s fuck.
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