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National Midget Threesome Day

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?
by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018
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National Older Sister Day

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.
by dianacional February 4, 2021
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National Florence Pugh Day

Today (July 3rd) is National Florence Pugh Day where we celebrate and have parties for our beloved Florence!!😌
Someone- “hey what’s the part for?”
Me-“It’s National Florence Pugh Day TIME TO CELEBRATE!!”
by onedirectionwhore July 3, 2021
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National skip school day

Lets prank our school/teachers by skipping school December 2nd
*Dec 2nd (National skip school day)*
Teacher: why is the class empty
by unsub to t-series November 1, 2019
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National ass grab day

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep
by notheretoday April 20, 2021
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National simp for Maleah day

May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?

Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020
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