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LAZY MONSTER

Definition of a “Lazy Monster”
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.
Lazy monster got caught talking to the Forman today about every bodies performance but his his own
by Gahgahs buster March 20, 2024
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Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.
Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.
by Munching Munter March 28, 2024
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Denim monster

Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.
“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”
by Greenhans33 June 6, 2022
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the monster (by eminetm and rihana)

when someone is the monster (by eminrmg and rihan) and they just be sahying(Intro: Rihanna
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin' your breath
And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

Verse 1: Eminem
I wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek
Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey
Wanted to receive attention for my music
Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me
For wantin' my cake, and eat it too, and wantin' it both ways
Fame made me a balloon 'cause my ego inflated
you are being such a The Monster (by eminetm and rihana) today!
by the monster by eminerm June 8, 2022
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Denim Monster

Any man or woman that dresses head to toe in denim (often in multiple layers).
Did you go to the rodeo at the fairgrounds the other day?

There were Denim Monsters everywhere.
by Greenhans33 June 10, 2022
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the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep
by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022
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Cookie Monster

A cookie monster is a kid-friendly version of a cum monster.
Wow, she really is one cookie monster.
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