The 'Ricky Ponting Bum Tap', aka the ‘RPBT’ is the only known male heterosexual contact with the arse of another heterosexual male currently in existence - introduced by world class cricketer Ricky Ponting himself. The RPBT consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same sex). This contact rule MUST be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the sexuality of the tapper carrying out the act.
Papabear - “What a fantastic shot Casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! Let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘Ricky Ponting Bum Tap’, also known as the RPBT, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heterosexuality, and alphaness.”
by Papabear of Brisneyland October 16, 2010
Attempting to belittle others in an escape from thinking about drilling a nice hairy man hole. Not to act on homosexual tendencies driven by inadequacy.
by snwod November 20, 2008
An absolute waste of space with no job,no aspirations, relies on everyone else and does fuck all with their life.
Generally a fat lazy twat.
Someone that would be happy to spend their life on benefits as opposed to doing a days work.
Generally a fat lazy twat.
Someone that would be happy to spend their life on benefits as opposed to doing a days work.
by dontgetwithmysister March 21, 2020
"You're such a poo face bum hole!"
by Lisa Whitehead and Ivy Bustamante April 09, 2006
The maximum capacity of bareback-anal-sex cum in the rectum before rupture. Note: 'BSL' not to be confused with 'Bachelor of Science in Law'
by Hakjab January 30, 2008
by tudda dahl September 03, 2008
These are the morbidly obese people on news reports standing in food lines waiting for free food. You can indentify big fat fucking bums in two ways.
1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones.
2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.
1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones.
2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.
Hey Glenda, I saw you were in that line getting free food on the news last night. You're a dear dear friend but I must tell you that you're a big fat fucking bum for doing that.
by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009