His Effluency

n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the 24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as The Spank, the person who has won the coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.

"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at HQ before the checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"

"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."

and

"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"

by His Effluency August 9, 2012

Hi

You just looked this up because you were looking something dirty up on the urban dictionary and your parents just walked into the room...

Hi mom I wasn't looking anything up

by Hehe...I'm right aren't i... October 31, 2020

Hi chart

A hi chart shows you how much i’s in a hi means. For example, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii means cat on keyboard

Me:Should I put 3 hi’s to my crush.

Friend: nah maybe 2 or 4. 3 is friends on the hi chart
Me:ok
Friend:ok
Me:ok
Friend:ok

by Dictionary urban 7 August 26, 2022

hi

to say hello

hi bob.

by fish tocas March 9, 2021

His ship came in.

When someone receives something so valuable that it changes his life.

Look how Barry has been spending money since his inheritance. I guess his ship came in.

by BillyBuggy July 25, 2017

Hi

The English's kind version of get the f**** Away from me

Hi welcome to Walmart get your s*** and get out have a nice day

by Real definition of a teenager March 3, 2023

Hi

A shortened version of the greeting, “hello”.

“Hi there bestiess”

by -.,- June 28, 2022