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ghetto cream

A shampoo labeled as Ghetto Cream, More commonly known as (Semen). Most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. It is rumoured that Ghetto Cream can stop (Split Ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.

Create in 2015, North London, Barnet
White Boy: "Mum we ran out of Ghetto Cream"
Mum: " Sorry I accidentally brought bull semen instead"
by A1.NrthLdn January 15, 2016
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ghetto buttplug

A Ghetto Buttplug is any device around ones one's self that can be inserted into his/her anus.
Holy shit! This lamp makes a good ass Ghetto Buttplug
by Gilbo $waggins February 13, 2017
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ghetto props

The act of giving ironical respect to an 'uncool' person attempting to be 'hip' or 'down with the kids'
Newsreader: That song is really 'groovy'
Me: She gets mad ghetto props for that
by lost_rob March 10, 2007
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Ghetto lottery

Yeah it's Friday I won the ghetto lottery time to go get my check.
by Wayne M. May 30, 2024
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Ghetto

Doing something weird that no one would do or a local would:Ruling a math book with the bottom of a padlock, milk before cereal
As ghetto as keith
by c0oLKidswithaStHma December 10, 2021
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Ghetto

That’s so ghetto!
by moskus1 January 7, 2020
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Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)
I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.
by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023
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