Q: Where’s Steve?
A: He’s calling the Kremlin.
Q: Hope he lights a match in there. We had burritos for lunch.
A: He’s calling the Kremlin.
Q: Hope he lights a match in there. We had burritos for lunch.
by Manolo Cartegeña March 1, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

"Christina and Schmozilla were too busy with their private call to join us."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."
by Tessacotta-Bitch July 28, 2016

by buckaroo10 April 12, 2023

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

by Cum use July 1, 2023

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
