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Cum Goggles

That brief window after you cum, where you feel like you love someone, before the reality of the world sets in (similar to beer goggles where someone looks better when you're drunk)
This chick gave me a blowjob and I got a bad case of cum goggles right after, but it faded, thank God.
by Adhoah March 6, 2019
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Cum Rocket

The fallout after giving a “mayonnaise booger”. Similar to a snot rocket, but consists of very dense semen.
That asshole thought he was funny by giving me a mayonnaise booger, so I blew a cum rocket back in his face.
by 69CockGobbler69 June 29, 2018
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Cum fairy

A aisian woman that walks around town masturbating and cumming on all in sight how ever they have fairy wings on their back made of toe clippings
I want to be a fairy but not any fairy,a cum fairy
by Joe&vini creations May 29, 2018
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Cum slider

Someone who proceedes to ejaculate in a guys ass and then slide his dick out with the cum on it.
"Oh good lord Jerry, your such a good cum slider !"
by Thiccqq boi June 2, 2018
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Cum Plume

When you hit her deep (ass or pussy), bust nut inside, then she hole gapes and the Plume of jizz flows out like Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.
You should have seen Rachel’s cum Plume last night braaaaaaahh. Gaping and flowing.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Cum sprinkler

While having sex the girl grabs your cock and twists it as your about to cum she holds it for 1 hour then lets go this creating a cum sprinkler
Omg god bro she gave the best cum sprinkler
by Hongpong December 11, 2019
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Cum Hose

Cum hose: A male who can continuously cum over anything and spends all his free time sending inappropriate pictures to females, such as: fat girls, thin girls, ugly girls, pretty girls, their older sister or even their neighbours chihuahua.
Example of a Cum Hose:

Guy: *sends inappropriate picture*
Girl: “Ew, please dont send that”
Guy: Why not? *sends another one*
Girl: *blocks him*

-Created by: Hallie Rose/Alexandra Prior
by BhadBitch💋 May 28, 2018
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