An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017
Get the yacht clubbingmug. N. A restaurant (most likely in Houston or Atlanta) that feels more like a club than an eating establishment. There will be loud music, hookah, Hennessy, and lamb chops.
by princelutheral May 10, 2025
Get the club-a-rauntmug. Person not in club: hey, what’s that you’re eating?
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)
by RoadG February 21, 2018
Get the Tuesday clubmug. jessy (handing out newspapers)
(a strange walks by (vee) )
jessy: hey have u heard of sassy comfy club ?
vee: No Why
jessy: well u should join it! it has so many wonderful people there and a safe community :)
vee: okay i'll join !
(feww years later)
jessy vee and the mods fule the world
(a strange walks by (vee) )
jessy: hey have u heard of sassy comfy club ?
vee: No Why
jessy: well u should join it! it has so many wonderful people there and a safe community :)
vee: okay i'll join !
(feww years later)
jessy vee and the mods fule the world
by poopydeeznuts March 12, 2022
Get the sassy comfy clubmug. by east.68 December 8, 2023
Get the Ten-Foot High Clubmug. The Gay Soap Club is an iconic trio who are known for demonstrating bullying, taming pigeons and showing the art of being a homosexual.
by vemmoyo October 6, 2022
Get the Gay Soap Clubmug. When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club
I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.
I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.
I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.
by Bossgay March 18, 2016
Get the Breakfast Clubbedmug.