the blueberry bush fucker

the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669

“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”

by Snevdnun March 31, 2022

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Coming out of the bushes

When a lad loses his v card

Fair play to John, he came out of the bushes!
Or
Do you think he’ll be coming out of the bushes with her tonight?

by BushLad January 15, 2020

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Fuck jeb bush

Fuck jeb bush no further explanation required

Ian: Nik why did you just run over that sign?
Nik: fuck jeb bush

by Jewkill November 1, 2016

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Extraction Bush Push

When you feelin freaky with a girl and you grabbing her bush, she kicks you back and you pull some bush with you

Yo man, I was getting freaky with this girl and we ended up extraction bush pushing before I rocked her world

by 69RyanSmith69 June 18, 2018

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albertan bush party

When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.

“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”

by Berta proud April 28, 2023

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