April 5th

April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day

Hey dude what day is it?

Oh it’s April 5th

Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?

by Salsa ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ March 14, 2023

April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022

April 5th

National ask out your crush day

What are you still doing here go one

April 5th is a day of the year

by User792947382 April 05, 2022

17th april

This is the day to be a nigga. Live like your in the hood smoke weed get money, rap suck on black girls. Thug life

17th april, a thug day

by April 17, 2022

17th april

A day to celebrate ur cows , rats and pigs.

What did u do on 17th april?
I bought a cake for my cow called Daria.

by marianuș November 22, 2021

April 16th 2024

Once in a lifetime send arch pics to your fiancé day

OMG babe it’s April 16th 2024, I can’t wait for my once in a lifetime pictures

by blahfartblah April 16, 2024

April 21st

April 21st is national send a tit pic day

guy: guess what day it is
girl: what day
guy: well april 21st is national send a tit pic day
girl: well then i guess i gotta do it

by hornyboy211 April 21, 2021