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the louisiana duck call

The act of farting into a women's vagina.
"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"
by Izzaho February 19, 2017
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DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
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Duck

The best animal on the planet.

He quackes and is very epic!
A duck can be used to fuck

It also rimes
by BroknRobot April 19, 2020
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duck

duck meaning you is ugly asfk idc.
stfu you dirty albino sped baboon your duck asfk
by idc~ royal March 27, 2022
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Birthing A Flock Of Ducks

Farting loudly and repeatedly so as to sound like there is a flock of ducks in the area.
I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.
by Tasteless_Humor November 8, 2015
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Duck Fucker

A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.
Hey look, it’s the duck fucker, Jimmy Fat Jingle!
by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018
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Land Duck

Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*
by Juabetskoya January 8, 2022
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