when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?
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by HersheyMilkChocolateAlmonds December 28, 2021
A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
by 1234Life July 04, 2022
when two black men shoot their load into the same white women during the same instance of sexual intercourse.
We were only normal brothers until we bhad sex this girl at the same time and shot our load into the same pussy and then we became Milk Dud Brothers.
by 7878787878787878 December 21, 2006
A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.
"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.
It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.
It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*
P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"
*Also:*
Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"
Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"
*Also:*
Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"
Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
by J'Seph June 16, 2012
He need some milk...from some DICK!
by Seymour Dix November 03, 2016