The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 17, 2024

Jake Aim

When you toggle like a shark once it spots it prey. Your hands become tools for death and your aim becomes god like

Holy shit! Did you just see my Jake Aim! I just lasered this kid.

by LootyLootcrate February 7, 2019

Jake

An annoying kid who thinks he is better than everyone and tries to act amazing around his friends.

Ughhh, don’t be such a Jake.

by Ickybickyspiderricky May 2, 2018

Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.

See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.

by Mia Metro September 21, 2020

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

Jake

A giant f boy

That guy is such a Jake

by GodofGTAV October 27, 2019

Jake

An asshole and a clown, known for being a hypocrite and retarded. They often complain about random shit for no reason and use stupid excuses like “they died in roblox” as a reason to be a complete dickhead.

Emoji definition: 😭🤦🏻 ♀️🤡🌝

That dumbass bitch is such a Jake

by Len “Banana Bitch” Kagamine May 8, 2020