Watered Down Sundae

When a girl squirts on your face and in your mouth while eating her out, thus making a white-ish watered down sundae.

I was eating my girlfriend out last night and she gave me a Watered Down Sundae.

Oh dude gross!

by nofudgeplz69 December 7, 2010

toilet water toucher

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.

"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"

"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."

by Jam Master Joke August 15, 2009

chunky water park

when someone puts a tube filled with a shaven hamster into another persons asshole and then vomits into the tube.

i totally gave that hooker a chunky water park

by chef bizzatchi October 29, 2011

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Protestant Water Fountain

Urinating into the mouth of someone performing fellatio, after ejaculation.

Ryan: I can't believe she asked for a Protestant water fountain!

TimTim: She must have been thirsty.

by sucifer February 5, 2010

Yugoslavian Water Fall

The act involving two partners in which one partner sits down on the john to take a frank and the other takes a piss between their legs in to the toilet.

dude if you dont finish up quick we're gonna have to pull a yugoslavian water fall

by Buddha Dougherty June 30, 2011

watered down mustache

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.

[e-mail] has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!

by harmicar August 23, 2008