When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
Get the Toe faced bitchmug. The unique and intimate sex position involving two people. One person is giving a rim job from behind. The recipient is both touching themselves and giving their partner a foot-job.
by Juzzle July 27, 2024
Get the Toe and Tongue Tangomug. by kl;kasd fsldslkj lsk dj December 12, 2018
Get the hamel-toemug. Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!
Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!
Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!
by VonC September 18, 2021
Get the Toe-Toe Bombedmug. The Toe Gobblers are an elite and inspiring groupchat with the zestiest people in its contents. The people on it r boss 😎
Person 1 : Did you hear ab toe gobblers?
Person 2: I’m so jealous, I could never be one! I’m so jealous
Person 2: I’m so jealous, I could never be one! I’m so jealous
by The Toe Gobbler June 10, 2023
Get the Toe Gobblersmug. 
Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.
(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...
by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024
Get the Camel-Toe Kamalamug.