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chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate
I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle
by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016
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baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.
"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"
by bunz1983 September 6, 2016
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Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes
by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016
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Popping a turtle

My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.
by Buck teeth March 3, 2017
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tossing the turtle

tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis
my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob
by pandagangbang69 March 7, 2017
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blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.
I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.
by GoldenDragonaire April 18, 2018
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Pinch a turtle

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
by turd_muffin November 10, 2017
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