chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016

baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.

"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"

by bunz1983 September 6, 2016

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Popping a turtle

Sitting on a penis to stop a poop.

My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.

by Buck teeth March 3, 2017

tossing the turtle

tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis

my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob

by pandagangbang69 March 7, 2017

blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.

I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.

by GoldenDragonaire April 18, 2018

Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017