Gnome Wars

The Old Age tradition of a fraternity and a sorority continuously pranking each other back and forth in a war of pranks.

Alpha Xi Delta is totally winning in Gnome Wars, they put a cow upstairs in Theta Chi.

by tamela anderson October 18, 2010

World War kid

A no life individual that constantly has to bring up war history

You are a smelly World War Kid

by Jones Burlingtun May 14, 2022

30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.

Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?

by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 9, 2009

Lit the wick of war

When you are about to get ass kicked in war.

Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.

by Muhammad John October 12, 2017

War through weakness

The exact opposite of peace through strength

Biden accidentally discovered war through weakness while dealing with Vladimir Putin.

by Sexydimma April 26, 2022

World War 3

Hell let loose in a nutshell, will last at least 1 fortnite game, so you'll be fine

Kids In World War 3 Do be cranking Them 90's

by Bruh flash November 19, 2020

war cannons

big tits

that chick has some war cannons on her

by fun123lol December 28, 2021