The stankiest of the stankiest vagina. The type of Vagina that makes you regret taking that girl home. The kind of pussy that will probably burn your dick off...or at least that lead to a burning sensation on your dick for the rest of your natural life. Can cause Acid Dick.
by What's My Name Fool?! August 19, 2011
A masturbation tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. The person would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift vagina. And because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a female genitalia well.
"Golly I been on this trail long, I haven't done the pokey with my girl down in the whorehouse in weeks. Gee I think I 'oughta fashion myself a cactus pussy!
by tpain1234567 February 27, 2011
by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 17, 2021
by 67 GOAT March 14, 2008
1. - (n.) a mythical being of diminuitive stature that lives in a woman's vagina.
2. - (n.) a cowardly person of diminuative stature.
2. - (n.) a cowardly person of diminuative stature.
1.) Sally's gynocologist was quite surprised when, during a routine checkup, he discovered a pussy-gnome residing within her uterus.
2.) Don't be such a "pussy-gnome", Billy, and go score us some weed!
2.) Don't be such a "pussy-gnome", Billy, and go score us some weed!
by Jerrodimus Prime December 16, 2004
A girl from Greenpeace or an other grassroots organisations, who are a vegetarian and only eats organic food.
by jaalderdane December 18, 2010
The act of one keeping cock/dick from a female/woman. Blocking a woman from sexual activities. This can be done by any male or female.
"I met a girl at the bar last night, her ugly ass friend was pussy blocking me and told the girl to stop talking to me"
"You know what Theresa! I wanted to fuck him, you are really pussy blocking me!"
"You know what Theresa! I wanted to fuck him, you are really pussy blocking me!"
by Team-O August 06, 2009