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Face Mace

-verb
1. to post an angry or hateful message to a persons "wall" on Facebook.

-noun
1. An angry or hateful comment on a persons Facebook "wall".
-verb
1. Please do not ever Face Mace me again or I'm going to report this abuse to the web master.
2. I can't believe i just got Face Maced!

-noun
1. "I just saw the brutal Face Mace Becky left on my wall. The shame I feel is epic."
by Miss Viv April 20, 2010
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Grazzle Face

The face that one makes when expressing exuberance or extreme rage. Features include a widely-opened mouth, lowered eyebrows, partially squinted eyes, scrunched nose, and (usually) bared front teeth. Grazzle face is a term used to describe this common facial expression that, despite being familiar and well-known, has never before been named.
The grazzle-faced head-bangers pumped their fists as Pantera destroyed the stage.

The barbarian charged the enemies, screaming through his grazzle face.

You could tell Dad was mad by his grazzle face.
by Hazmatic April 23, 2010
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Face Addict

Somebody that is addicted to facebook. Usually has an application for it on their phone so that they can post their whole day on their wall.
dude 1: Have you seen Jenny's new phone?

dude 2: Yeah. Ever since she got it, she's become a face addict. She replies to all my post even though we work different 12hr shifts at work.
by faceguy963. February 17, 2010
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Therapist Face

Intensely focused male facial expression used when dancing, in conversation, or otherwise interacting with females who have been targeted for hooking up. Comes from Sean Connery's SNL Jeopary impersonation played by Darrell Hammond when he chooses the "Therapists" category.
Look at that guy's therapist face on the dance floor. He is focused on taking that girl down.
by Claverly Adams February 22, 2010
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Hoe Face

Yet another twisted form of endearment, usually given to a girl who a guy is best friends with.
Guy: Hey hoe face. Miss ya around here, hows it going?

Girl: I'm fine, you loser.
by Carleigh135 February 22, 2010
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Face-diss

When a friend on Facebook "unfriends" you making you feel unloved.
Man. Steve and I go all the way back to grade school, I thought we were still pals until I got face-dissed!
by conwayTN September 4, 2009
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Touch That Face

To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.
Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"
by Jaye Rock September 13, 2009
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