In an age of eye blistering and then popping and then reblistering and then calis forming sight inpairment forms of technology even facebook (fecesbook) is not amune. 3D face book is talking to someone of the telephone while messaging them on facebook. The ultimate experince for the facebook enthusiast.
by Lesboss October 21, 2010
Dave: Dude, I found my car
Fred: cool
Dave: Dude, stop putting monosyllabic and disyllabic responses, it's pointless.
Fred: OK
Fred: oops
Fred: Sorry
Dave: Looks like we're stuck in a facebook loop again.
Fred: This conversation is so meaningless
Dave: I am aware.
Fred: Good.
Fred: oops
Dave: *facepalm*
Fred: cool
Dave: Dude, stop putting monosyllabic and disyllabic responses, it's pointless.
Fred: OK
Fred: oops
Fred: Sorry
Dave: Looks like we're stuck in a facebook loop again.
Fred: This conversation is so meaningless
Dave: I am aware.
Fred: Good.
Fred: oops
Dave: *facepalm*
by Trevor James Aloyssius Murphy April 18, 2010
The art of befriending a juice and then adding her as a friend so you can "keep it real" when she is deported back to her country of origin.
by VIP Pancho September 08, 2010
A person, usually overweight & out-of-shape, that always posts on facebook when they're working out (& often exaggerates their accomplishments).
John: "Just finished 5 hours at the gym."
Brian: "You Facebook exercibitionist! You've never even looked at a gym for that long."
Matt: "Just ran a marathon in 2 hours."
Brian: "That'd be a record for someone your size, you Facebook exercibitionist."
Jen: "Off to do yoga, then on to insanity cardio & P90X."
Brian: "I know you're trying to attract a man, but don't be a Facebook exercibitionist."
Brian: "You Facebook exercibitionist! You've never even looked at a gym for that long."
Matt: "Just ran a marathon in 2 hours."
Brian: "That'd be a record for someone your size, you Facebook exercibitionist."
Jen: "Off to do yoga, then on to insanity cardio & P90X."
Brian: "I know you're trying to attract a man, but don't be a Facebook exercibitionist."
by Johnny Drama Johnson August 17, 2011
When you nonchalantly change from your Myspace window in your computer to the Facebook window. Usually people are doing stuff they really shouldn't be doing on Myspace (as fun as that is) and Facebook is a good parent-friendly site. What they don't know, won't hurt them.
"Emily, what are you doing on the computer?"
*Mom Walks Over*
*FACEBOOK-COVER*
"Oh, nothing Mom. Just signing out of Facebook."
*Mom Walks Over*
*FACEBOOK-COVER*
"Oh, nothing Mom. Just signing out of Facebook."
by DancinggXQueenn November 22, 2009
Purposely posting a facebook status or commenting on a friend's status to invoke more comments. Also known as 'fishing for feedback'.
FB status: facebook fodder - Tell me about the worst driving you've ever seen
FB status: facebook fodder - I have 3k to spend on a week long vacation; any suggestions?
FB status: facebook fodder - When I first met her, her smile was like a question I wanted to spend the rest of my life answering.
FB status: facebook fodder - I have 3k to spend on a week long vacation; any suggestions?
FB status: facebook fodder - When I first met her, her smile was like a question I wanted to spend the rest of my life answering.
by HNH-B151 March 26, 2011
A pseudonym you give yourself on Facebook so that you can avoid hearing from people from your past and/or maintain your professional image at work.
Bob Johnson’s nom de Facebook, Jim Boothe is working well for him. Sheila, his second ex-wife, hasn’t been able to find him online.
Mary has a high profile corporate law job. She developed a nom de Facebook so she can dish with her friends about Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, as well as express her political views without worrying about repercussions at work.
Mary has a high profile corporate law job. She developed a nom de Facebook so she can dish with her friends about Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, as well as express her political views without worrying about repercussions at work.
by jayede June 26, 2010