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What do you want to eat?

a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.

The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.
Person A, dying of hunger: “What do you want to eat?”

Person B: “Idk”

Person A: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
by Sickomonster March 19, 2023
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Beat em n eat em

Beat Em N Eat Em was just Philly Flasher remade. See: Philly Flasher
Eww! The characters in Beat Em N Eat Em are eating sperm!
by Alexi August 8, 2003
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eat up his weight in groceries

From the 1971 song "Amos Moses", a phrase referring to a person that gorges on food. It literally means that one can eat the equivalent of their weight in food, and unless the person exercises vigorously, the chances are high that they're huge.
(There) lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna, (and) they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries! Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses!" -Jerry Reed, "Amos Moses
by TurtleShroom August 6, 2011
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Don't play where you eat

When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.
Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.
by Jonrad Scudders January 13, 2009
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a piece of cake you cant eat

A comeback to the common phrase "Thats a piece of cake!".
Dad: That bike race is a piece of cake!
Son: A piece of cake you cant eat!
by Landon G April 24, 2014
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National eat Mariah pussy day

National eat mariah pussy day is a day where you find a girl named Mariah and you ask to eat her pussy. from the back, sides, and front. this day occurs on April 12th
Ima eat mariah pussy on national eat mariah pussy day.
by Buttercupbullies April 11, 2022
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